Olivia is such a charming little person. She is so cute. So sweet. So unsuspecting. You never see her coming.
Today, she displayed classic behavior that I like to call 'bipolar baby'. Her mood swings were so sudden and unpredictable. Pitty the poor people at the mall that had to bear witness to her tyraids.
Oh, she's capable, believe me. That sweet little face hides a master manipulator and best bipolar baby nominee. I think she is offering a class next semester at the local college. She needs to share her knowledge and mass talent with the world.
It is really best to keep her at home when these episodes flare up. The problem is, you never know when they will strike. You could already be out and about and BAM, she flips out on you. Then it's too late. You're screwed. That was us today. We were already well into the depths of our outing and she turned on us. The little green hulk emerged and anyone in its path be damned.
Everyone should really experience it. Truly uplifting. Makes you feel like a success. The envy of all around you.
